April 30, 2009

Girl With an Agenda

Sorry for the long post, but it was a long and crazy night.

So Friday night was pretty fun, even though she wasn't that pretty just doing the whole cuddling and make out thing was not all that bad, so having her come back the next day wasn't a terrible idea.  She comes over fairly early in the day, around 4-5 pm and we go back to doing the cuddling thing and watching some random movie.  Neither of us are paying attention to the movie and it doesn't take long before we have our hands under each others clothes and doing some pretty heavy petting.  Unlike the night before she was not sheepish about letting me undress her and it didn't take long for her shirt to come straight off.  Clearly, we both know where this is going so while moving up her body I go for a hand down the front of her jeans.  Not a whole lot of luck in this area, the jeans were a pretty good fit, and I was going to force her belly down to get in there.  So while making out and trying to plays with her boobs I make an effort at undoing her button with the other hand.  The thing was stuck in there tighter then a virgin on prom night, and it wouldn't budge.  Determined I kept at it and eventually, like the aforementioned virgin, it came loose and popped opne.

Getting inside was not quite as pleasant I expected, and I was quickly met with an unkempt forest of pubic hair that covered the entire nether regions.  It was really unsatisfying to move across and made the journey to what lied beneath not what I really expected.  Obviously I don't stay for too long but decide that it is too late to turn back now, so we continue undressing each other.  If the movie "10 Things I Hate About You" has taught me anything, other then Heath Ledger was a bad ass in high school, it taught me that a girl wearing black underwear wants it to be seen.  So i am guessing the black bra and matching thong was there for a reason.  Deciding that the couch was a little on the public side to go any further we move into my room.  She fumbles getting me out of anything and I end up just stripping all the way down on my own.  After a few more awkward moments of making out and me hesitantly reaching for her underwear she takes it clear off, and I take that as a sign that I better go for a rubber.  To be honest, in spite of the extremely long drought in this department I actually felt like my speed with getting the condom on and my accuracy going in was fairly decent, pretty much none of the horrible fumbling about and missing like I was expecting.

We started out missionary with us making terrible efforts to kiss while she layed still and I tried to pound away, but to be honest it wasn't working and was just getting in the way.  So I give up on that and just concentrate on ignoring the fact that most of her body is wider then mine and that laying down on top of her is akin to what it must feel like to be laying ontop of the michilen man combined although with slightly bigger rack and a few less rolls.  A thought which easily quadrupled my stamina in bed.  She was also pretty loud, which was a nice confidence boost, made me feel like I was doing something right instead of being a complete idiot.  Anyways, after somewhere between 15-20 minutes we finally finish up, I roll off of her large sweaty body and go to dispose of the rubber.  At this point it wasn't even dark yet and here I was getting ready to spend the rest of the night with her.  So I get a glass of water for each of us but she hasn't really moved since we got back, she is too tired to.
Quadruple Stamina!

After taking a few sips of water and sliding a pair of boxers on I lay down in bed with her.  Her phone promptly starts going off the hook, something which we were completely ignoring  before, and she tells me her friends are having a bonfire on alki beach in Wester Seattle, sounds like fun but we don't have to be there for a while.  She clearly is already thinking of how to pass the time.  After laying there exhausted for a while she is ready for more, something which I was ready for down there but the rest of my body was still a little sore from working muscles that hadn't been used in... well some time.  Anyways, the problem was nicely averted by her getting a new condom for me, and after I fumbled and put it on, it was getting dark, she quickly and without hesitation got on top.  To be honest it felt great, but the entire thing had to be done with my eyes closed or concentrating on looking at the window which was interestingly turning from light to dark.  My hands spent most of the time on her chest, normally I would be grabbing the hips like this but I was never good at handling inner tubes.  Anyways, what felt like a good long while, long enough for it to go from light to dark, I finally finished and she finally collapsed next to me.  Neither of us really felt like moving for a while but I still had to go dispose of the condom and did so.  

Finally, we decide to go meet up with her friends on the beach, which was really cool because I had never been to West Seattle and who doesn't love a bonfire on the beach.  On the way there we just talk about never having been there and pretty much where we could get something to eat, I was starving!  After parking and walking a little ways we sit down at a really small thai place, about 6 tables, that looked out over the water and towards the Seattle skyline.  It was really amazing how this little place tucked away on the second floor of a rickety building above a loud Mexican resturaunt had such great food, atmosphere and view.  We talked about traveling and the view and spending time on beaches, none of it was incredibly engaging but it passed the time while we ate.  After paying for the check we head down to the beach and find her friends but a decent sized fire.

I noticed two things as soon as we arrived, although I guess one I noticed slightly after the other.  The first of which was that every single one of the girls there that were her friends were a extremely cute, but also wearing glitter, and that all of her friends seemed to be either 18 or 19 I don't think any of them was 21 that is fore sure.  Even though she claimed these friends weren't druggies all they seemed to want to talk about was raves and getting stoned.  I honestly wasn't impressed and spent a bulk of the night trying to get the few other guys to do stupid things with fire, this was mostly succesful.  These things included getting someone to stand in theh smoke, he was already there anyways I just goaded him into standing up, getting someone to light paper on fire and run down to the water to making burning floating paper, and trying to prop up a half burn log with another.  The last one probably doesn't make sense, and thats perfectly okay if you have no idea what I mean.  Anyways, spending time with her friends was mostly fun, and I decided to go very light on the public displays of affection (PDA) because frankly the night would have been if I was there with one of her glitter happy eye shadowed friends.  Anyways, it approached 10:30 (or maybe it was 11) and the fire had died down, so after saying good bye to her friends we went back to my place.

At this point I was pretty freaking tired, and would have been perfectly happy just going to sleep, so we go back to the couch and throw on a movie.  The movie was "Botched" and was a comedy horror, I highly recommend it.  The important part of this movie was that she spent the whole time with her hand in my pants giving me a perpetual hard on, which was all in good fun except that if I had been in a Viagra commercial it would have been time to call my doctor, a little bit of minor discomfurt as well.  This actually goes on for the entire 2 hours of the movie, pretty much from start to finish, with me hoping to fall asleep and her wanting to get it on again.  Naturally, as with all struggles between men and women, she ended up winning.  However, she was ready to give me a blowjob before we did anything else.  When she said, "You're lucky, your only the third guy I've ever done this to," I kind of recoiled, not really wanting to hear anything about her sexual history because frankly the timing for a comment like that is pretty freaking bad if you ask me.  It seems akin to me saying like, "You're the harriest person I've ever been inside of," or some equally retarded comment, but who was I to complain she was about to go down on me.   Her going down on me was a painful problem in disguise, and it became extremely obvious extremely quickly that she hadn't done it too many times.  It didn't help that she could only get it about half way in, but the real problem was her teeth.  At its worse it felt like her teeth were the only thing I could feel and at its best they were just lightly pressed against my skin.  Naturally, I didn't let that go on for too long.


To make this accurate the one on the bottom needed to be a little more then twice as wide.

So, still enfuriatingly hard from her marathong teasing session, I take her into my bedroom with the full intent of pounding her into oblivion in the most convenient way possible.  So I get her on her hands and knees and we do it doggy style for a while.  This was actually the best position all night because I didn't see any rolls, she had a pretty good ass, and I could be content with making whatever facial expression I wanted, which usually involved something very non-chalant because I was pretty tired at this point.  However, she was still being loud so I told her to bury her face in a pillow and not wake the neighbours.  She obliged, but i made her moans a little bit, it was the best thing she had going for her in bed.  So after going at it for who knows how long, I think somewhere between 20 minutes and half an hour, I decide that I have had enough, and to be honest faked an orgasm to show that I was done.  It was ok because by the feel and look of things it seemed as though she had her fair share of what she was after during the night.  As a result I went to throw out the condom and she lay in the bed, and didn't move for a good 20-30 ore minutes. 

At this point I am absolutely beat, and it would have been great to just fall asleep and take her home the next day, but she insisted on being taken home tonight.  So I throw on some pants and a shirt while she scowers my apartment for all of her clothes and we get in the car.  The first thing that I realize is that my legs are insanely tired, so much so that I had to move my seat forwards to push the pedals easily.  The second thing I noticed was that whenever I was driving she kept her hand on the inside of my thigh, kind of frustrating but my pelvic area wasn't going to do much other attach my legs to my torso at this point anyways so it didn't bother me.  Finally, I dropped her off and went home to go to sleep.  Where I ended up sleeping until about 3 in the afternoon, the girl really kept me up a lot.

So it was nice finally geting that kind of action again but to be honest there is no real long term potential.  Other then the lack of physical attraction I had towards her she also seemed kind of immature, and hung around too many druggies.  Anyways, it was still good times over all and hopefully the next girl I get that far with can be a bit skinnier.  Next date is tomorrow at around 1:15ish, going to get lunch and see an imax movie.  I think this one is going to be fun.

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